A guy that has a 69 inch long schlong. He shoots harder than John Wilkes Booth. Jesse is hot and sexy.
I wish i was Jesse.
by Noobmaster69420lol August 16, 2020
Get the Jessemug. 
Katie: George Walker Bush, want this slice of Jess Cheese?
*George Walker Bush eats it and dies from mold poisoning*
Rip bozo
*George Walker Bush eats it and dies from mold poisoning*
Rip bozo
by FugginPARODYbro June 26, 2025
Get the Jess Cheesemug. Jesses is the highest level of zest that could ever be achieved. The only time this happened was when a man thanked his friend Steven and busted all over him
Person one: thank you Steven this may jus be what I need to buss
Person two: oh hell naw that was Jesses
Person two: oh hell naw that was Jesses
by joeontheSOR July 7, 2023
Get the Jessesmug. Best player on any given hockey team, hottest man alive. Imagine Ryan Reynolds as a hockey player. Nickname is Bison King, and plays for the Edmonton Oilers
Person 1 - Did you hear Jesse Puljujärvi scored a hatty yesterday?
Person 2 - He is so hot and good at hockey
Person 2 - He is so hot and good at hockey
by DepressedSportsFan November 25, 2021
Get the jesse puljujärvimug. by Turtle1290 February 17, 2018
Get the jesse whitingmug. Jesse is gay
by Dssihsugsy November 21, 2021
Get the Jessemug.