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November 12

November 12 is Natiional Doing Your Mom Day. Every November 12 you're doing someones mom or someone is doing your mom.
Person 1: oh shit its November 12 its Doing Your Mom Day!

Person 2: Yeah your mom reminded me.
by xXC01tr4n5A$$Xx October 15, 2019
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No Shave November

To not partake in the use of a razor for the entire month of November.

This month has the effect of categorizing men, most of whom will have a girlfriend who disapproves and will counter by offering "No Sex November" as well. The pussies will cave within the first week and shave. The candidates will go the whole month without shaving. But the real men among us will not only not shave but will have sex anyway, once again proving the theory that women are always wrong.
Average douchebag guido chump: I was participating in No Shave November, but my ol' lady wouldn't give me any so I had to shave.

Moderately manly man: That's fucking weak. I went the whole month. Suck it up!

Fucking Viking: Hahaha, you two are a bunch of pussies. I couldn't even keep the bitches off of me this month, because I am a fucking Viking! Ha, ha.
by General Septem October 6, 2009
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November 19

Its November 19 the best mofo person was born on this day and you can't say shiii they the best and wish them a happy bday
"Hey did you know its her bday today on November 19 which is today

" yeah did you tell her happy bday"

"No I'm going to byeeee "
by Jkxosn October 31, 2019
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November 13

November 13 is the day you can slap anyone’s ass!
by Yo mom gay af November 1, 2019
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18th November

Crush “hi today 18th November it’s your day”

Girl “why”
Crush “cuz your a princess
by Y’all are broke November 17, 2019
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November 18

You make up some stupid crap that no one ever does on November 18.
by RayRay1024 November 17, 2019
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November 23

Blowjob Day.

Every guy born on this day definiantly deserves a blowjob
Oh look, he was born on november 23th, i wonder when he will get his BJ
by ManWith1Nut November 19, 2019
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