Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

Koda minutes

When you say a predetermined time but that just means you need at least 10 extra minutes can go up to 45minutes

Me: I thought you said we run it down in 20 it’s been 30.

Koda:I meant koda minutes

by vaikre November 8, 2022

minute maid pink lemonade

maybe the best drink ever created ?

person 1: yo have you had your daily dose of minute maid pink lemonade? person 2: yeah bro shit was godly omg

by Rap fan ig April 20, 2023

Eh i’ll do it in 10 minutes

when you have a project or anything really due at a certain time and you don’t wanna do it whatsoever, you always say “eh i’ll do it in 10 minutes”. 10 minutes as in an hour before the class that it’s due in.

Friend: hey have you finished that presentation about Australia??
You: eh i’ll do it in 10 minutes

by snoopdoggsbigtoe September 12, 2021

minutes of last meeting

Bog skid marks

Ere who just left the minutes of last meeting in the shitter

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

Meg Minute

An indeterminate amount of time; often exacerbated by lack of sleep, hanger, previous engagements, late night showers and naps. The opposite of the new york minute.

Josh: It’s 11 pm already! Where is she, pal?
Stu: Oh you know her! She’ll be here in a Meg Minute!

by Boss Hog 1234 June 2, 2018

minut

Neck minut

"Out side the dairy with my scooter, neck minut"

by Levi Hawken November 28, 2017