Matthew's come with such personalities but most are not that smart logically. They'll be smart in school but in some cases, smartness is not the best
Matthew: Oh that's like eating my dog's shit.
Person: Matthew I said, my grandma died
Matthew: uh yeah those are related
Person: *cries*
Person: Matthew I said, my grandma died
Matthew: uh yeah those are related
Person: *cries*
by PoppyThePoppy March 16, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. that friend who takes all your fuckin dragon fruit thats so damn expensive because your poor and he knows that but he eats it anyway cause hes a fatass
by decegggrs May 2, 2019
Get the matthewmug. When someone sees Matthews dick, all they can think about is a Tic Tac. You might even call it a 1 inch wonder
by The Random F*cker October 20, 2017
Get the matthews dickmug. Matthew is a funny, charming guy that always loves just one person. Treats them amazing and is a really handsome guy. He is really athletic and smart. He could get any lady but sticks by one.
by Daddyonthemike July 13, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. A little bitch head that thinks he is superior to the rest however his 3inch pp doesn’t say the same. He has a kind nature however he sometimes lets drugs and alcohol take over and change who he is. He is unsure how to keep a relationship and usually allows feelings for others to get in the way. We don’t like Matthews like this Matthew.
We wish Matthew nothing but success in the future and hope we finds himself on this journey ahead.
To all the Matthews, stay safe and healthy!!
We wish Matthew nothing but success in the future and hope we finds himself on this journey ahead.
To all the Matthews, stay safe and healthy!!
by The lil boy 7 July 9, 2020
Get the matthew furmanmug. by yeeeeeters December 9, 2019
Get the Matthew Gerdesmug. Matthew Hayden Batzar is known by all as the best and most superior human being on planet earth. He is the most handsome and perfect person and you should be his friend because of how cool he is.
by Mafiofu45367 December 29, 2018
Get the Matthew Batzarmug.