your brother a man lover

Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest

Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap

Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve

Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.

by GhostIsGay April 9, 2018

tree lover

Hannah, the one who loves hugging and kissing trees. Wants to make baby groots with trees.

Amy: whose that girl over there?
Anjali: the one making out with a tree?
Pauline: oh thats just my friend, tree lover
Steffi: gross
Stella: im gonna write a smut on this
Sung: yuh.

by SPECIALKCEREALYOUMMY September 18, 2022

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

miah the beomgyu lover

MIAH IS THE PERSON I JUST MET BUT I ALREADY LOVE THEM OK.
Better version of odi 🙄
CAILLOU.

Miah the beomgyu lover is better than you

by Nayuyu November 22, 2021

Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink

“Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

meat lovers phase

When a currently straight man used to sexually experiment with other men.

Link: “I had a meat lovers phase”
Rhett: “Is that a euphemism?”

by KittyGum May 27, 2024

Silicone Lover

A sextoy

Person 1: I am so in the mood today but my partner is away
Person 2: Just use you silicone lover!

by Diluc_Rvgdr February 2, 2023