Loading the Toad

Another word for Masturbating

I was Loading the Toad in there!

by BillyJimJoe October 31, 2023

Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.

Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!

by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014

Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.

Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads

by Debbish December 2, 2021

loaded

loaded = got your gun on you.

Three deep fully loaded, lookin' for opps.

by svesumviebel March 22, 2023

mom-in-loading

When you and your significant other haven’t married yet but you need a way to refer to their mom as your mom

This is Jen my mom-in-loading!

by Carterreese April 20, 2018

Bust a load

Busting a load refers to ejaculating a lot at once.

Imma about to bust a load.

by Kar_7 August 6, 2024

On The Load

On The Load is a reference to the modern culture of downloading movies and other media free, usually through person to person programs, like torrent files. It is used to signify when someone has something currently downloading or plans to for a period of time.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just went through my movie collection, I don't have "Beavis and Butthead Do America!"

Guy 2: No worries man, I already have it on the load and it will be done in a couple days.

by Yawrood January 13, 2010