smuggle-a-load

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her.

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her and you smuggle-a-load

by martin j. saunters March 12, 2017

Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train

Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Hot load

Fucking and folding laundry

Me and this guy had a hot load

I hate washing clothes but love having a hot load

by Poet 🍆 March 24, 2024

loading the dishwasher

a euphemism for cumming inside of a woman

My girlfriend complains that I should take more initiative in loading the dishwasher; otherwise, they get crusty and need to be scrubbed all the more.

by Lo Qi December 8, 2023

Road Load

The act of ejaculating while driving.

That 6 hour drive would have been super boring but I passed the time with a road load.

by Ju-Li November 22, 2021

EXP/load

LITERALLY - explode; or experience overload.

(verb)

1: to exceed ones limit of learning or understanding.

(noun)

2: an instance of exceeding the limit of ones knowledge or skill level.

3: someone or something that causes and overload of knowledge or understanding.

(transitive verb) - EXP/loaded; EXP/loads

(adjective) - EXP/loadable

- If she has one more fetish, then I'm going to EXP/load! (like, "explode")

- Watching professionals play StarCraft is an EXP/load. (literally, "experience overload")

- UrbanDictionary.com could be the biggest EXP/loader on the internet that's not a porn site. (either, "exploder" or "experience overloader")

by MrGlasco October 14, 2010

squid load

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.

Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.

by ejewbod March 2, 2018