Jordan and Kevin

two people that were meant for eachother, they love eachother a lot. Jordan has a bigass head but thats okay, and kevin has a huge ass dick B)

Ex: Jordan and Kevin are perfect for eachother

by dkIaoekfiwie September 12, 2021

Jordan Marcu

He is a dickless man

He surpised me with a Jordan Marcu

by fwinfepwqi October 15, 2021

jordan 1

A shoe that released in 1985 by Michael Jordan Also is now one of the best selling shoes

Person: yo bro I got myself a pair of Jordan 1’s
Person 2: nicee what pair u got?
Person: Chicago’s bro I bought them off stock x

by Anti$ocial August 8, 2021

Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021

Mikal jordan

The very best basketball player of all time also the way troydan says his name

MIKAL JORDAN IS THE GOAT

by Lil Gylfi on the beat June 24, 2021

Jordan Patterson

the definition of absolute trash

“raccoons love digging in jordan patterson”

by 123shoes😛 January 2, 2022

Jordan Gibb

stop searching me up

me : stop searching jordan gibb

by 3.141590 November 16, 2022