Katie: George Walker Bush, want this slice of Jess Cheese?
*George Walker Bush eats it and dies from mold poisoning*
Rip bozo
*George Walker Bush eats it and dies from mold poisoning*
Rip bozo
by FugginPARODYbro June 26, 2025
Get the Jess Cheesemug. Best player on any given hockey team, hottest man alive. Imagine Ryan Reynolds as a hockey player. Nickname is Bison King, and plays for the Edmonton Oilers
Person 1 - Did you hear Jesse Puljujärvi scored a hatty yesterday?
Person 2 - He is so hot and good at hockey
Person 2 - He is so hot and good at hockey
by DepressedSportsFan November 25, 2021
Get the jesse puljujärvimug. jesse is the best friend everyone wants. he is quiet and dark and has good taste in music. he will listen and be a shoulder to cry on, but is also funny as hell. he might be shy at first but has the kindest soul. he always has the best advice and will always be there for you. if you happen to have a jesse in your life never let them go.
by kiebrooke November 29, 2021
Get the jessemug. by Turtle1290 February 17, 2018
Get the jesse whitingmug. A boyfriend who is being a “Jesse”- someone who is very clingy and smothering. They’re always two feet behind their significant other.
“A Jesse”- is a person who is a stage 11 clinger and constantly blows someone’s phone up and always wants to be around you.
“A Jesse”- is a person who is a stage 11 clinger and constantly blows someone’s phone up and always wants to be around you.
by Sally.witten October 6, 2021
Get the Jessemug. 