Jesse

Young man who chooses his words carefully, not only his words but his bond with the people he dines interest. Anime freak when it comes to action. Flirty with girls but doesn’t get with them(Not all of them). Chamorro/671/GUAM. Jesse(Jesus)

Jesse is such a sweet talker

by Jhazmynn March 20, 2018

Jesse Smellwood

A poser crust punker that will lick your ass for a shot of cheap vodka, will only lend you cigarettes following the agenda of holding it over your head in the future (preferably for more cheap vodka), Complains about his addiction to booze on a regular basis, will intentionally make you pissed off for his entertainment but if you do the same to him he will throw a tantrum, will constantly condescend you and make you feel bad for any little thing that interests you so that he feels better about himself, acts like a hardass using phrases like “shut yo bitchass up” or “you’re a fag”, will 99.99% of the time use the mocking phrase “oooooooooo” if you insult him or threaten him because this is yet another one of his lazy attempts to belittle you and give the illusion that you are weaker than him, and finally and most importantly out of all of the traits of this pile of crusty garbage... he is smart enough to see the evil within himself and the world around him leading himself deeper into the pits of alcoholism, social dysphoria, and self hatred.

“Jesse Smellwood is the epitome of the rebellious scum of this country... punk rockers.”

by 666/The_World_Is_Ending\666 January 20, 2019

Jess

Jess is like really cool and looks hot in my robe

Dam jess you look hot In my robe

by T2KMAXX November 30, 2021

jesse

not a fun person. he is a narcissist and very mean. ugly person inside and out. rude and heartless.

I met that guy and he is such a Jesse!

by trashkarma April 13, 2025

Jess shave

a girl who gets drunk every weekend and her favourite number is 15 she also is a lesbian some times depending on the mood she’s in.

Jess shave is amazing because her favourite number is 15

by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022

Jess

The sexiest mf out there. .... she also is cray cray

Who is that sexy girly?

That's Jess

by poofpop October 26, 2022

Jess Garland

A word used when a midget is having sex with an Asian.Name comes after the biggest prick to set foot on this earth,also plays runescape and roblox In her spare time cus she’s a sad introvert cunt

Connor xxxx: omg I had such a good Jess garland last night!

Jack ❤️❤️❤️❤️: my Asian bastard asked if I wanted to do the Jess garland what do I do??

by GordonraMSAAAAAY February 16, 2018