Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

foot holding

The act of holding something open with you foot. Mainly used to hold open a door when your hands are full or you don't want to touch a public door. Mostly seen done on Long Island in bars or clubs.

"The line for the stalls in the bathroom was so long that it extended outside the restroom and the girls in the door frame were foot holding the door open because their hands were holding beer"

by LIfeethold May 28, 2016

Hold back the Heinz

A process in which someone has yet to spill the beans.

“Come on steve, don’t hold back the Heinz”

by JAMLENOM February 03, 2018

hold your horses

someone is telling u to mentally stable… i could never
or your just a full on horse

sophia: hold your horses jess

jess: i could never

by nicepear8 August 23, 2021

hold your horses

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse

(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)

Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"

"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"

by aye ma name DeShawn January 08, 2018

Shot hold

The act of a male holding in his ejaculation during orgasm.

Dude instead of pulling out I shot holded my cum. Best feeling ever.

by God Brothers December 25, 2021

Holding happiness hostage

Nah...

Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023