God

Does not exist, he's one fucked up bitch.

OMG I prayed so many fucking times to you God you old prune juice drinking bitch.

by Rogue Zombie YT May 30, 2018

God

Owen Lockwood

Wow Owen Lockwood, the god, what a hottie

by Wut m8 May 27, 2017

God

He loves you more than you’ll ever know.

The greatest love of all is God’s love for you.

by numbuh5 June 27, 2019

God

A useless being that religious people believe in. It has never existed as there is no present day evidence except stupid fiction books.

At church
Priest: Who is God?
Kid: Nobody!

by Wakanda4ever June 16, 2018

god

harry styles

Guy: Do you believe in god?

Girl: Yes, of course I believe in harry styles.

by hrrystyles April 7, 2022

God

me

i am god

by Havingsexwithyourmomrn December 9, 2021

God

A lie.

Person 1: You know that guy who doesn’t exist?
Person 2: God?
Person 1: Yes.

by 663738284764553363728 January 2, 2019