the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
Get the Epic Fail Cowmug. It's a term for a videogame, often close to it's release date, getting into a public beta phase in which one may pay the full price to download and play it through a unstable, and highly unsecure launcher.
Most often that does not include a key for a gaming plattform like Steam, Uplay, Origin, Battle.net etc., at it's full release and must then be bought again.
Most often that does not include a key for a gaming plattform like Steam, Uplay, Origin, Battle.net etc., at it's full release and must then be bought again.
by Opulus March 13, 2019
Get the Epic Gamesmug. Kim Seyoon aka Wow (the Italian fake), because he's always an epic fail. Just go to his profile, there's nothing to explain.
by daeficiente October 17, 2017
Get the Epic failmug. 
Get the mega epic virginmug. by I Hate Everything December 16, 2012
Get the Epic DBagmug. by Watson42 October 17, 2011
Get the EPIC Seniormug. EPIC SANS THE MOST AMAAZING PERSON EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! HE'S FRIENDS WITH CROSS AND THE BEST MAN EVER
by OREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO January 29, 2022
Get the Epicmug.