Epic DBag

Its a cross between a douchbag and my brother..a whole new breed..

Some guy: Hey man look at that epic dbag
Girl: Oh hey zach!

by I Hate Everything December 16, 2012

mega epic virgin

a literall baby

Mike: yo that thing in the stroller is a mega epic virgin
Dave: lol yeet

by xkinectic February 8, 2020

Epic Win

You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.

Bobby lost his soccer game today, but he still had an Epic Win!

by BottomGee September 23, 2023

Epic Meal Time

Epic Meal Time (EMT) is a meal, usually late at night, in which the most tasty, savory, sweet and unhealthy foods are consumed.

John: Yo you know what time it is?
Dingus:2 am?
John: No, it’s Epic Meal Time you fucking faggot

by #s r = 2 letters June 6, 2018

epic cheeseballs

adj epic cheeseballs is a slang term meaning awesome or cool.

started from an ice spice tweet of her replying to a cheese ball promposal picture.

“dude did you watch the game last night?”
“yeah man that was so epic cheeseballs”

by johnathanbeer May 16, 2023

epic gear

shit you get in video games that's better than other shit you got in video games, because it's bigger, more menacing and kills shit faster

1: Dude, I got some epic gear in the last raid!

by rodzaj July 17, 2014

Alex The Epic

A streamer on YouTube who makes music. Also known as Alex champagne. Works at Chili's. Makes music. Clearly a femboy.

Alex The Epic is a femboy

by gleebusmcglorp November 3, 2025