Epic Snail

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).

Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.

by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 27, 2021

Epic Manslaughter

When someone kills something and was a good decision, and a funny way they did it.

"Epic manslaughter, dude!"
"Thanks. I didn't know it was funny."

by FrenzyWorder October 09, 2022

epic sooza world domination

A tiktok account named "Epic sooza world domination" who comments "Epic sooza world domination" On tiktok.

Friend1: Hey have you seen epic sooza world dominations tiktoks?
Friend2: No

Friend1 : You should follow them!

by Zypharoonie June 28, 2024

So not epic

That joke

That was so not epic!

by Kaduk November 23, 2018

king of epicness

It's when someone makes something really epic.

CrackBone : Dude, i was in CSS and i killed 6 terrorists with one bullet!

SlippyFag : Seriously? Dude you are the king of epicness!

by DHaxing August 04, 2010

Epic whale

The moment that is caught between both a win and a fail.

Boy 1: Hey see that girl?
Boy 2: Yep.
Boy 1: Well I tapped that!
Boy 2: Hell yeah! How was it?
Boy 1: Could of been better.....
Boy 2: Epic whale dude.

by Epicwhaleicus April 13, 2011

Epic Games

It's a term for a videogame, often close to it's release date, getting into a public beta phase in which one may pay the full price to download and play it through a unstable, and highly unsecure launcher.
Most often that does not include a key for a gaming plattform like Steam, Uplay, Origin, Battle.net etc., at it's full release and must then be bought again.

Have you heared? Metro Exodus gone Epic Games for another year!

by Opulus March 13, 2019