The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

by M & M Scientist May 2, 2016

In the years leading up to 2022, Melvin Capital made bets against key stocks within the USA stock market, after retail investors noticed inconsistencies with the stock, specifically the huge short position that Hedge Funds (including Melvin Capital) had accrued. Retail traders realized that these positions would at some stage need to be bought back so they independently decided to buy up the stock.
Melvin Capital essentially went bankrupt due to some very poor decision making and lack of proper risk management.
The phrase "you did a melvin" was coined in 2022 to indicate that your lost money, or made bad decisions which affected you negatively.
Melvin Capital essentially went bankrupt due to some very poor decision making and lack of proper risk management.
The phrase "you did a melvin" was coined in 2022 to indicate that your lost money, or made bad decisions which affected you negatively.
by !Gary Gensler August 17, 2022

something to say to divert a conversation in a group chat from a previous topic that =
no one cares about
people got uncomfortable with
one would use to avoid talking about
no one is interested in
usually, people say it like this =
"anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
no one cares about
people got uncomfortable with
one would use to avoid talking about
no one is interested in
usually, people say it like this =
"anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
dude = "GUYS I FOUND A QUARTER ON THE GROUND JUST NOW. I'M RICH, BI8CH"
another dude = "anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
another dude = "anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
by josh hutcherson x rick astley December 23, 2023
