i am crying on the chicken

When something is really incredible, when there are no other words to describe the situation

Minecraft is such a good game bro I am crying on the chicken...

by vizelt April 23, 2024

Goth Cry

A goth getting throat-fucked so hard they cry, making their makeup run down their face.

“I made Griffin goth cry last night, it was so hot.”

by icky aug November 26, 2020

Crying Irl

very sad and depurshun

raymond made me start crying irl

by BaconPog June 20, 2021

Cry one out

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral

Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude

by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018

omg milly its okay don't cry

when your milly is sad you must say this

"your millys sad"

"you say"
omg milly its okay don't cry

by sherman 100 November 6, 2019

Don’t cry, eat toast.

A motivational quote created by Charlie-Amber Taylor online.

“i want to cry right now”
Don’t cry, eat toast.

by facts56 January 18, 2021

Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by integrandpiano December 1, 2023