Cooper

The absolute best nephew to be had, Cooper lights up every space he walks in to. Count on him to always have the best jokes, and even better hugs. He can sometimes be mistaken for Leo DiCaprio. Usually seen with a gorgeous girl on his arm, a dark haired sparkly-eyed angel, and sometimes a yellow lab in tow, who may or may not behave. If you see him with his aunt, just know, she’s a little on the kooky side, but he loves her. Cooper is a very very loved guy, and you’re extremely lucky if he loves you back.

Man, that Cooper is a good time!

by Linz7693 March 26, 2024

Cooperate

To cloop in your coop so bad you need to cooperate to the hoards of unwieldy fowl about to peck your eyes out if you don't cooperate and sign this contract right now and submit to cockscrocksLMT immediately

Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS

by SumptuousAbalone April 6, 2024

Cooper urie

An awesome cowboy who often jelqs in the wilderness.

“Hey man want to become Cooper Urie with me”

by Wafflesusser67 April 8, 2024

Cooper

Shorter than ant
Shorter than those meercat mini status in Australia

Yo cooper

Hey
U short
Fuck off

by Border patrol November 27, 2024

cooper larson

Someone who is very clumsy and always fucks things up and gets no butches

I'm happy I get bitches, unlike cooper larson

Yeah me too he's so clumsy

by You'readipshit January 18, 2025

cooper likes over-aged women

cooper is a 15 year old boy who likes over aged women because anytime he sees a woman of age 50+ he gets super hard and his massive wings allow him to fly over and rizz up the moderately grandma lookin ah woman

Cooper: oh my, I'm so hard for granny over there.
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much

by CraZYDuck25 February 3, 2025

Cooper

"a hater" is also colloquially known as "a cooper".

Stop hating, stop coopering. Why be a hater, why be a cooper and so on

by Iamjustme February 4, 2025