Mr crabs

The guy who is playing the smallest violin.

Oh boo hoo let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin - Mr Crabs

by Theunknownrandomguy February 25, 2020

Crab Style

Noun

1. Coitus while crabwalking.
2. The act of fornication while belly up on all fours. Similar to Doggy Style.

I was kind of nervous at first when the prostitute contortionist asked me if I had ever done it crab style.

by billebllunt December 09, 2013

crab ramsey

THE GREAT ONE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CRAB RAMSEY WILL UNITE EVERYONE WITH FORCE AND PEACE

ALL PRAISE TO CRAB RAMSEY

by Jelliedbacon206 May 24, 2019

Turkish crab claw

To wrap kebab meat around your hand and insert your hand into another person's anus.

Thanks Tom that Turkish crab claw was lovely.

by TJR93 May 08, 2024

Crab Cage

a term to describe a sexually promiscuous womans vagina who may or may not have crabs

I bet that bitch got a crab cage on her!

by sccamarogirl September 27, 2011

Crab Thursday

IT IS NOT REAL FELIX AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT PLEASE STOP

Crab Thursday is not fucking real

by Kaitheenby February 21, 2024

crab scratchers

The hands of a person that has to touch things they shouldn't touch.

Hey lady, keep your crab scratchers off of my pen.

by dglarn May 05, 2019