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Jesus cake

Something which tastes so freakin' good it must have been made by Jesus.
Tim: Wow. This food is great!

James: Yeah, I know. It must be a Jesus cake.
Jesus cake by am138 September 11, 2009

Keister Cake 

the part of a womans ass that hangs out of her home made jean shorts. the part that is the lower inside portion of the ass cheek just above the crease.
I'd love a piece of the keister cake on that thing.

She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".

I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.

Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.
Keister Cake by kyljon November 29, 2009

Birthday Cake Topper 

When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.
One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.

birthday cake biplane 

One is said to be "riding the birthday cake biplane" when he or she is extremely high on cannabis.
Steve, are you riding the birthday cake biplane again?
birthday cake biplane by yagotbutts December 14, 2011

Melon Cake 

Melon Cake is a term used by Demi Lovato. Demi’s management team would give her watermelon cake on her birthday to keep her skinny instead of sugary real cake.
“No more melon cake” But don’t get me started on what “chocolate in the back seat” could only mean.
Melon Cake by Matty_B_69 August 29, 2021

Three milk cake 

When three men of different races cum on one girl at the same time.
Guy-"What happened last night man?"
Other guy-"I made a three milk cake with dave and tim"
Guy-"Shit man you had fun!"