blind dyslexic

Proformning a stupid act, over the simplest thing.

Scott felt like a blind dyslexic over the sport's play he saw five minutes ago.

by scott mccowan January 3, 2009

Blind Racer

Blind racer is a superhero from the world of Gaia. He lost his eye sight when he was a small boy in a terrible meteor shower. While still eager to have a normal life, he joined the track team at his junior high school. He didn't know it, but there was a meteor fragment lodged in his brain that sends transmissions all over his body and increase his speed ten fold. As he matured, so did his powers and he soon became the fastest Gaian in the world.

Blind Racer zoomed by faster than cheese can mold.

by Isamu Takeshi January 19, 2009

bindi'd

An australian term used to describe something unpleasantly ruined or done in bad taste. Roots of the term lead back to Bindi Irwin, daughter of crocodile hunter, Steve Irwin. After his death, several media outlets tried to turn his daughter into an overnight celebrity in ways that were considered tacky by mainstream Australians. (Noun: to be)

Surfing. "I'm not gonna paddle out and get bindi'd with all the damn tourists and beginners."

Work. "I'm not gonna let the clients bindi this whole assignment."

by G. Danny Michel March 22, 2010

Blind pony

The ack of gently plowing a classy sluts honey pot from behind while she is blind folded. Then pulling the blind fold off abruptly only to nut in her eyes. She will then react by yelling nay nay!!!

Doggy style is for beginners. I gave my bestist girl, Beverly, the blind pony last night, she loved it. Now I know she's a keeper!

by Bangin' Bev May 20, 2013

bindt

South African slang for girlfriend or woman. When used as a reference to a woman, it usually implies the female is very attractive.

"Just gonna chill and watch DVDs with my bindt"

"Flip boet, check that bindt dancing over there!"

by SA-BOET November 2, 2013

Blindie

A selfie taken where the flash has forgotten to be turned off leading to a severe momentary daze

I just took a selfie forgot the flash was on ......hit fucking knee on coffee table blindie

by matty89 March 14, 2015

attire blinder

a type of clothing that draws and blinds the human eye such as lime green pants or hot pink shirts

o fuck mike, turnaround. What is she wearing? Fuck, an attire blinder, now i cant drive today

by Silencer 916 January 31, 2009