The Full Dutch Breakfast

A session of fellation from an expat in Amsterdam while eating a boterham.

My day is off to a great start. She gave me the full Dutch Breakfast!

by Larkinloverules January 30, 2022

council house breakfast

Having a cig and a cup of tea for breakfast

‘Ay look, Jonny down the road is up for his council house breakfast already!’

by Gangshxt February 22, 2019

Mexican Train Breakfast

Two friends having a nice time. It sounds dirty, but really it’s just breakfast on a stationary train with a south of the border twist!

Two adolescents went to a bad neighborhood in the early morning on a Sunday to find themselves a Mexican train breakfast

by Tha Government March 2, 2021

Sheep herders breakfast

A cup of coffee and a piece of you.

I would like to order a sheep herders breakfast.

by Beautifulcrazypancake March 14, 2021

Cherry breakfast smoothie

When you wake up and your girl’s period pussy is riding your face and drips blood all in your mouth.

I woke up to the taste of blood in my mouth than I looked up and there my girl was with her cherry breakfast smoothie in my mouth.

by Southernjaggoff December 12, 2020

morrocan breakfast club

Top association of breeding ligers. If u ain’t about the biz stay out its twizz bitch

I just copped a liger out the morrocan breakfast club.

by D2_dont_play April 11, 2022

A special poptard breakfast

A low IQ person executed in the electic chair.

Ryan had an 76 IQ. Ryan killed 5 members of his family receiving five death sentences. Years later Ryan screamed when he saw the electic chair as entered the death chamber. He shouted, "The guards promised him a special poptard breakfast not a permanent nap".

by queensburykid September 12, 2022