Baby Jake

Hail baby Jake
He was the creator of all
He built our civilisation

He is the expense of life
Hail our lord
Yogi yogi yaki we sing to him
Our hands raised in salute
His existance is unbreakable
Hail our lord
He comes to us through the prophet Adamo Bertacchi-Morroni
He speakers his word on our televisions
He shows us just some of his power
Hail Baby Jake
Yogi, yogi gia
HA!

Hail baby Jake
Yogi yogi yogi
Hail baby Jake
Yogi yogi yogi
Hail baby Jake

Yogi yogi yogi
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by I behind you March 17, 2019

Ingress baby

Ingress baby: when a child is born from family members that are related. “Jeremy is an ingress baby, his mother and father are his brother and sister”. 2; : Born with flaws and ingress due to closely related dna. Ingress babies are known to drink a lot of milk , they often become lactose intolerant.

Jeremy has to attend special classes because he is an ingress baby.

by Ingress baby November 8, 2018

Baby powder

Just like Jenevieve’s neo soul song, baby powder is essentially a person whom you originally thought was the PERFECT catch, had it all, amazing vibe/looks/personality … until they started stringing you along. So from a major turn on (metaphor - wetness) they became a major turn off (metaphor - dryness) aka baby powder.

- So how are things progressing with your hot crush ?

- Ugh, he turned out to be baby powder.

by thecertiesther June 10, 2022

Granola Baby

A girl who still looks good without makeup on

I saw this girl last night without makeup, she's such a granola baby

by TheCavalierKing August 1, 2012

Baby in a birdcage

An inappropriate over reaction; OR
A poor solution using drastic measures to a solve a problem.

1) She really put the baby in a birdcage and tried to burn down the Domino's that got her order wrong.

2) The Tea Party members are putting the baby in the birdcage on this Healthcare repeal.

by E.P. Cow July 14, 2011

Spraying Babies

1. Money shot. The moment when a women recieves your legacy.

MAN1: Bro so i was so in the moment that a got Karen on her knees and started Spraying Babies all over her face!

MAN2: DUDE!

by Derben October 2, 2012

Shame Baby

A person who is easily "triggered"(Offended); filled with guilt about being born white, straight, <insert any racial/social economic/gender base> status for whatever given situation. Many Social Justice Warriors are Shame Babies.

Lena Dunham is so ashamed of being white, she's such a Shame Baby!

by Fields of May July 29, 2016