Alex

A dickhead kind of friend. The one that follows you around because your his only friend the kind to not care if a girl is lesbian and to still ask her out. Yeah that’s right Alex you better be reading this bitch. The kind to talk shit about all of his only friends behind there back. The kind to organise a catfish against his best friend ‘as a joke.’ The big dick you thought you where gonna be best friends with forever. The one who ruins your birthday party because he can’t stand not being the centre of attention. He can’t stand not listening to his own shitty new music like XXXTENTACLES or not playing the games he wants to.

ALEX is a big jerk with a tiny dick.

by TOMMY_is_big_cool August 4, 2019

Alex

A son of a pig. He's that mean popular kid that hates all the nerds. He's usually pretty athletic.

Popular Girl: Oh, I just love Alex.
Me: Go burn in a hole.

by Nerdy Elf June 8, 2018

Alex

A stupid nigger

Everyone type in the chat Alex is a stupid nigger

by AlexHater699000 July 6, 2018

Alex

Alex is an absolute asshole and needs to play cricket

Captain: Are you playing?
Alex: Oh nah my hammy is sore

by Carrot10 October 9, 2017

Alex

He’s a try hard at 8ball and is very slow :)

Alex is funny but not that fast

by Deana malolen June 22, 2019

Alex

Gay fag that suck his dads dick to get expensive things

Alex dou is hellla salty and hates on everyone and wears the same puma pants every day

by Alex hater September 17, 2018

Alex

Alex is a gay nigga who likes eating dick and eats hairy anus

"I like black cock because I'm Alex"

by Dickindog69 August 11, 2019