Dirt AIDS

When you stick your hands into a pile of dirt and get AIDS

"Oh shit! I think I just got dirt AIDS"

by connorsimpson May 24, 2017

Beach AIDS

Exposure coupled with alcohol. The body seems to shut down. Can last for extended periods of time.

I've got a case of Beach AIDS

by Doogle33 June 16, 2017

Gator-AIDS

When magic Johnson shares his Gatorade bottle with you during a game

Magic J: Here buddy have some of my Gatorade
Guy: Oh wow thanks Buddo!
Magic J: "laughs" Ha you faggot loser, i have aids and they were in my Gatoradey, You now have Gator-Aids!
Man: No my virginity is ruined!!

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr April 20, 2018

nipple aids

Aids of the nipple

Oh my god did you hear what happened to nate? He got nipple aids from his girlfriend.

by AnonymousModz April 21, 2018

kool aids

when you have aids that are cool kind of like freckles

wow man i have dem kool aids

by umm i got dem cool aids February 22, 2018

testicular aids

Testicular Aids Is A Disease That Turns Your Nuts Lumpy And Infested By Black Spots

OH Shit Last Night I Caught Testicular Aids When I Pounded Terry's Mum

by TezzieFiddler May 8, 2018

Bum aids

Aids in your bum

I have bum aids

by Louiecolenso May 14, 2018