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Flat

Bent word of approval with Northern Germanic roots. Shortened form of "flat out right."

Example...
Me: That man is a legend!
Him: That's flat, brother! That's flat.
Dude, when you said she was your one and only... that was flat!
by Kenny Bents December 15, 2018
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flat leaver

Someone who leaves another person in a partnership because they got done with the task first.
by Raymond Carlson February 15, 2017
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flat pat

Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.
Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"
by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015
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Flat

An acronym for a woman lacking in breast size, used by usually men. Usually used as an insult.

It stands for,

Forever
Lacking
Any
Tits
Adam: Wow, look at Jessie! She looks nice today!
Jacob: Yeah, but she's pretty flat. Not much to work with.
Adam: You're such a dick, you know that?
by mr_onomatopoeia August 22, 2022
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flat wipe

A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.
Who needs spoons when I've got flat wipes!
by TheSpaceShowMustGoOn May 6, 2014
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Flat

Commonly used to describe a girl with the tits of a 10 year old annorexic male. Can be referenced to as an acronym, meaning "Forever Lacking Any Titties".
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!

Alternatively, with the acronym in place...

Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T

(The first instance is much more commonly used)
by E.M.V.J.J December 19, 2017
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flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
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