shaggy hog

A hairy penis.

This isn't just a thick bush, it's a properly hair-covered Italian sausage.
The sex scenes between Beauty and the Beast in this book I'm reading, include a lot of references to the Beast's 'shaggy hog'.
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Seat Hogging

Something that is done on a public train, bus, tram, etc... It is the act of one person finding two free seats, sitting down on one of the seats and placing their bag on the other seat to try and deter other people from sitting down. It is often seen as quite rude and selfish when people are hogging two seats. The main motive is mainly because some people feel uncomfortable about a stranger sat in a very close proximity to them which is understandable but not much that can be done when busy though, better than people standing up.
How dare that kid place a bag onto that seat when the train is this busy. That's seat hogging for you.
by LordJenal December 06, 2022
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bulvitlis hog

a man's hog in exuma bahamas who died from 'slackness' (eating to much)
youll like slackness you know bulvitlis hog died of slackness
by JBaham October 01, 2006
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Hog tied

When a non fat man dates a plus size girl
by JakeRake February 26, 2024
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Sack Hog

When one person breaks away from the circle in a game of Hacky Sack in order to show off.
Man, Brent's such a sack hog he's had for 6 minutes straight
by MetalZombie December 12, 2007
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hog lobster

When you go down on a guy and his penis smells like seafood.
Girl #1: How was his dick?
Girl #2: It tasted terrible. He had a rough case of hog lobster.
by Lach stock October 07, 2017
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SWAT Hog

SWAT Hog is the name given to the current leader of the SWAT team. Well endowed, he is the epitome of a man. He is a well learned gentleman with a vast knowledge on everything from glory holes to cold calling. He once cold called President Trump and convinced him to implement glory holes along the US/Mexican border wall.
"I just had sex with SWAT Hog, I have never been so satisfied in my life."
by bustingdown August 30, 2018
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