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Crying Gator

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False, insincere, or hypocritical display of sadness or remorse. Insincere remorse.
Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crocodile will weep to lure in its victims ...We all know a crying gator.
by WiseCookie September 13, 2020
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bi once, cry often

Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".
Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
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Man Cry

An emotional response, often involving tears, triggered by an inspiring, poignant, or deeply human event—typically one that stirs a sense of quiet pride, empathy, or solemn admiration.
Man 1: Not gonna lie, I had a full-on man cry watching that scene where the old soldier salutes his fallen comrades—hit me right in the chest.

Man 2: I had that once, when I heard about the Carpathia racing to save Titanic survivors
by Ihavenolifefromphilly April 9, 2025
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cry

cry.
cry.
by cacap00p September 8, 2021
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strike cry

yelling some outlandish word/gibberish, right as you put a lot of force into something (e.g. kicking a ball)
guy: ALCATRAAAAZ!!! (shatters beer bottle)
guy 2: what did he just scream?
guy 3: he’s strike crying
by Liech10stein March 31, 2024
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cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.
Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..
by coalnine November 23, 2009
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Cry abt it

Lesbian midgets often use the sentence "cry abt it" to cover their insecurities.
Guy: I would rather not do what you asked
Girl: Cry abt it
Guy: Your a lesbian midget...?
by pseudosike October 5, 2022
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