Me-ster Beast

"Seen that pathetic Me-ster Beast that has gone viral lately?"

by Jukelbo489 August 29, 2023

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Shlathly he Noy me

A phrase used when informing your superior or elder of an incident in which anyone whose name begins with the letters “A,M,An”, or ends in “Ali” inserts their finger into your bum.

Ouch! shlathly he noy me tell him off!

by Fat in the gay March 16, 2020

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Call Me

Face to face

My reflection in your eyes

I was scared to say too much

Perfect strangers in perfect worlds apart

Almost close enough to touch

Staring at my shoes

Feeling so confused

Shot down without a gun

Victim of a hit and run

Won't you...

Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwwww

Mesmerised

I go back to where we met

A reconstruction of the crime

I can't track you down

Nowhere to be found

Now my one shot at success

Is the power of the press

Won't you...

Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwwww

Worlds apart - we are worlds apart

Watch this space

There's a message here for you

No need to read between the lines

I am inside out

There can be no doubt

I want you and no-one else

Please identify yourself

Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwww

by Death Menace April 11, 2023

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