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Munting corpse sex

The act of having anal sex with a dead body after munting it, preferably 3-5 hours afterwards.
"Hey Bobby, want to start munting corpse sex your deceased grandmother"

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by Matthew Munt May 9, 2024
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sex

Jonah: Hey Phil, what is sex?
Phil: it’s a fairytale, it’s not real, it’s fake, fake news Jonah.
by I3avier September 22, 2023
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Sex

Your weird trying to get horny off of urban dictionary.
Sex is a bad thing and people shouldn’t do it
by Your mom is hot 69 April 7, 2022
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gay butthole sex

I walked on on my dad and uncle having gay butthole sex.
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sex race

Sex race is a competition consisting of 4 or more people with each team being made out of 2 people of different or same sex. The first team, in which both parties reach orgasm, wins.
How many times have you won the sex race, mate?
Never won, always came too soon...
by LeaderOfKebabs July 5, 2020
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REVENGE SEX

This is when a girl fucks another guy thinking shes getting back at you, but all it does is give her whore status.
My girlfriend had revenge sex, and now she wonders why shes has whore status.
by Dmoney923 January 24, 2024
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Sex Story

Hope this sex story makes you horny ;)

It was a cold winter's night, Kyla was home alone, as her parents went on a cruise, and she was feeling horny. Without any hesitation she went on to text her boyfriend - Aaron to come over. Little did he know she was going to be waiting for him in her red, lacy lingerie.
She waited there on her sofa for the door bell to ring. After Aaron rung the door bell she skipped to the door, with a playful look in her eyes she dragged him inside and started making out with him as they went to her room.
She jumped onto him wrapping her legs around his torso passionately kissing him. Once they got to her room she started to take of his shirt, playfully caressing his six pack abs. She then finally began the moment we've all been waiting for she carefully rubbed on his already hard 9' inch making him even more eager to fuck her.
After teasing him she undid his trousers/pants and revealed the boner sticking out through his boxers. She got straight to the point took off his boxers and immediately gave him a handjob making his dick more erect than before. Without any hesitation she sucked all 9 inches of his cock dry making him groan at the feeling of her pleasing him.

Aaron then got up unhooked Kyla's red, lacey bra and started sucking on her 36DD breasts, making her throbbing pussy even wetter; he pushed her on the bed and started kissing her from head to toe.
next part coming soon ;)
"this was an amazing sex story"
"ikr"
by anonymoususer345678 April 2, 2024
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