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Sex Dessert

sex dessert is like whatever videos u watch or memes u look at or whatever on ur phones together after a solid fuck
last time we fucked and u started watching videos of people fighting kangaroos for dessert i wanted u to fuck me again, you have such good taste in sex dessert
by Blambi December 25, 2020
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Fart Sex

Aerodynamic encapsulation. In the moment the fart is released, it forms a perfect envelopment around the penetrating penis, finger, or object - creating a temporary frictionless no contact pleasurable exchange.
Last night me and my girl were eating bean burritos and she totally blasted a hot tornado around my dick. Holy shit, I love fart sex!
by Smitty's Fart Box May 19, 2025
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An example of words Indian people who don’t speak good English trying to find porn by adding random tags together
“Oh jagmeet did you see the new sex video today?”
“No bhupinder”
“Ok jagmeet, just search something like: India poo hot sex 2017 compilation, and it should come up”
by King Louis XIV India October 17, 2019
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Sex

Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.

Just like math!
"Lets have sex baby"

"Alright babe! Just a few rules..."

"What?"

"Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs ;)"

"Ahhhh.... ;) - I just hope we don't multiply 💀"
by i.like.cats December 11, 2023
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HOLY Water SEX MOVE

When you ejaculate into your hand and flick it on her forehead to cleanse her sins
The priest Needed to "Holy water sex move" her to exorcise the devil
by CumCommunity69 June 1, 2023
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Sex

Something many people have but I never will
Shes so hot I want to have sex with her
by Roseygal May 23, 2021
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Sex

something that you've never had
by TrenchMoss September 19, 2025
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