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Croker Cock

A kind of male genitals that have grown on a woman that have grown so abnormally large the clitoris is now unrecognisable and deformed and everytime a croker cock ejaculates liquid tendies come out of the multiple dickholes in the croker cock and when threatned the crocker cock owner will yell sket very loudly
"Awh man i went to bang this chick and she had a massive Croker cock"
by Adbraham hitler July 20, 2018
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Cock

I tried some of Jeremy's cock the other day it was delicious
by Jsckson July 15, 2023
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Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.
He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .
by Spanishbride March 16, 2017
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my cock and balls

Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!
by oblivionox09 July 23, 2023
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COCK

by LETMEEATDICK August 9, 2023
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Cock-Conduit

Exact opposite of a cock blocker. A friend, family member, or acquaintance of a female who facilitates/ makes it easier for a guy to get laid via verbal communication(s) or some other action(s) toward said female that are in the guy's favor.
Eric: I met this really hot girl at the bar last night.
Seth: Nice!
Eric: This girl she was with was cutting me off any time I tried to talk to her and tried to stop her from dancing with me.
Seth: What a cock blocker.
Eric: Yeah, but her other friend was totally different. This friend actually told her I was good looking, how I had a nice body; and since I was wearing sandals, she even commented on how long my toes were.

Seth: Wow, that's a cock-conduit right there!
by Jerseyduck25 July 27, 2021
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The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?
"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017
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