International Kissing Your Crush Day

Between 7th and 10th May, find the courage to make a move on your crush and kiss him/her. What are you waiting for??

-Hey can I kiss you, it's international kissing your crush day!
- Sure!

by freeeaaaakkyyyy123 June 2, 2018

fill your belly button

When a man is done jerking off he shoots his load up in the air and has it land directly in his belly button.

So I herd that Kenny Geagan likes to fill the belly button

by trizz April 2, 2004

flatter than your momma's chest

An insult used to describe how flat something is.

From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.

by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016

Love your hair, hope it wins

Love your hair, hope it wins

Some plebeian: Your jeans look like my grandmothers.

Me: Love your hair, hope it wins.

by Whipplers May 26, 2019

shut up your mom's gay

A classic comeback to halt someone you don't want or care to hear.

Person you don't care to hear: so i was at school today and I wa-
You: shut up your mom's gay
Person you don't care to hear: ...(silence)

by andbow03 February 21, 2018

your mom goes to college

Ive been thinking about this and i believe this is the actual diss behind the phrase, Strippers say they are saving money to go to college so i think its basically saying ure moms a stripper because she supposedly "going to college", i dont know tho

Frank: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing in my fridge?"

Puppychow: "Shut up Frank, your mom goes to college!"

by Osamaurmama12 February 26, 2009

national fuck your friend day

on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day

by medium dick mike April 8, 2021