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Bologna Balls

The feeling you get after a night of hardcore slamming.
Joe, "how ya feeling?"

Sam,"I spent the night at my girlfriends and have a case of Bologna Balls"

Joe, "Oh wow, good for you! Want some Ben-Gay for that? I have some back at my desk."
by easy eee January 4, 2010
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Ball Nut

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The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.
Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.
by michaeldvca June 8, 2023
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sack of balls

It's called ''nuttsack''.
Guy-1: ''Wow my sack of balls is really itchy!''
Guy-2: ''Yeah they do that.''
by MisterMuslim February 5, 2018
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grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, people like Thomas Jefferson, John Locke and Thomas Hobbes.
by Sexydimma November 12, 2013
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balls

balls
by iHateBalls April 28, 2022
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Magnet Ball

A term for basketball scenarios where a team (typically the opposing team of the speaker) make most, if not all, of their shots, this term can be used whenever the opposing team in question starts to make their jump-shots after having terrible shooting splits or whenever they make so many jump-shots it becomes unreal.
These shots only include shots that occur with a jump-shot, such as a mid-range, fadeaway, or three-pointers.
Timberwolves Fan: "Bro, the Denver Nuggets are playing Magnet Ball right now.."
by psudonyms May 6, 2024
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