cock smoker

someone who smokes cocks

"wow darrel you fucking cock smoker"

by my name darrel-_- April 25, 2021

Cock slasher

1. Someone so irredeemably idiotic that it is safe to assume that they derive pleasure from slashing cocks... possibly with a blade of some sort, we just don't know.
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.

(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)

'What a cock slasher, he just spat on my patio'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'

by Elbow Redwood May 8, 2006

Cock shock

When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.

"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"

by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022

Cock

Any man that demonstrates asshole behavior, such as cut you off in traffic or play music really loud on a Saturday morning, is a cock.

Alternate word for dick or penis.

(Jarred awake by music from a peaceful slumber.)

"What the fuck is that noise?!"

"Fucking Gary. He always plays his death metal first thing on a Saturday morning. He's such a fucking cock!"

by Banana Rider June 14, 2018

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.

Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”

by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021

Cock Hedge

As the name states, when a male individual does not properly maintain a cock bush it eventually evolves into what can be considered a cock hedge.

A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.

Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience

That's not a cock bush, It's a cock hedge!!

by Anti English Teacher March 27, 2024