malabsorption syndrome

Malabsorption syndrome is a medical condition where the patient can not absorb important nutrients, including proteins, fats, and vitamins.

Malabsorption can be caused by conditions such as celiac's disease, Crohn's disease, and intestinal damage. It can also be passed down through genetics.

Malabsorption syndrome for most people is curable with the help of nutrient supplements. But in some very rare cases, malabsorption can be fatal, and the patient will have a shorter lifespan.
With modern medicine constantly improving, hopefully, there will be a cure in the future

"They're making a cure for malabsorption syndrome!" "Dude, that's awesome."

by dont kys September 29, 2017

up syndrome

when your syndrome is down but your money is up

"my syndrome may be down but my money is up, And that's why they call it up syndrome,,

by the big fat rat November 13, 2023

bonaparte syndrome

Fictitious medical condition popularized in a series of erotic novels. Female sufferers of the Bonaparte Syndrome require vigorous sexual intercourse or can die from a condition resembling congestive heart failure. Named after famous nymphomaniac Pauline Bonaparte, sister of Napoleon Bonaparte.

Ashley needs to fuck or she's literally going to die. She's got Bonaparte Syndrome.

by Graaag April 7, 2014

Alosiugga Syndrome

Someone with dirt particles, who has long singular hairs protruding from their bodies, and has eyes facing opposite directions. This wors also describes someone who often drools, due to the fact that they can never keep their tongue in their mouths.

Person 1: Why does that thing have random hairs and excessive drool?

Person 2: Oh, that's just because they have Alosiugga Syndrome .

by beckyjones December 19, 2022

Down syndrome

Lukas ;)

Lukas has Down syndrome

by Urlocalnugget August 15, 2020

Left Titty Syndrome

When a women has an ingrown left titty that lays on the ground.

Jackson: WOAH!! Her titty is on the ground dude!

Emily: Yeah, she's got left titty syndrome.

by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

Rutter Syndrome

The term used to describe the fear and terror of being in a committed relationship with someone to little to no red flags. This condition is the fear of being in a committed relationship as well as the undeniable attraction to someone that has more red flags than China has in their entire country.

Why are you in such a toxic relationship? Do you have Rutter Syndrome?

by Green Pants, White Shirt February 10, 2024