Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?

by MartinSheen March 22, 2011

win machine

A character in a story, TV show, movie, etc. that only grows stronger as circumstances get harder so there is never any real chance of losing

The Hulk never loses, he is a win machine, he just gets stronger the angrier he gets until he wins.

by Mushroomtattoo May 29, 2018

Win

Win is the hottest person you’ll ever meet he often thinks girls are weird and has weird relationships with friends he has a huge dick and girls obsess over him his personality is amazing and laugh he has the best hair eyes nose and everything about him is perfect if u ever meet a win don’t loose him

Bo:I wanna fuck her but my penis is small
Win:well I get to cause I have a huge dick

by Win Newman April 30, 2022

bi-winning

What Charlie Sheen does on a daily basis.
What happens when your life is bitchin'.

Charlie Sheen is bi-winning. He wins there, he wins here. Charlie Sheen wins everywhere.

by charliesheenbitchin March 30, 2011

GR Stay Winning

"GR Stay Winning" Originates from a message sent down by MafiaBorn prior to a server restart after numerous attacks on the server. Circa 2022

"Yo bro have you heard we're getting DDOS'd?"
"Lol yeah bro GR Stay Winning."

by Kirwinning March 11, 2022

bi-winning

The act of winning two things by a tiger-blooded, non-singing rock star from Mars.

You see that guy over there winning two things - bi-winning? Yeah, he's like an F-18

by jfran118 March 18, 2011

pooing the win

When you're about to drop the worlds biggest crap

'Dude, get Guinness Book of Records on the phone! (nnnggh) this ones going to be huge (nnnggh)'
'Man, you're really pooing the win here'

by paggywaggygumdrops January 20, 2020