A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".
How are you and Sarah doing?
-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.
Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.
-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.
Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.
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Get the Gooch Week mug.Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.
"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
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The O.A.C. is known as the Ohio Athletic Conference.
O.A.C. Communicators of the week is a prestigious award that is given to two people who display excellence in all aspects of communication. These recipients show verbal communication and non-verbal communication skills both on and off the playing field. They are role models and beautiful creatures people cannot take their eyes off of, the type of people you want to take home to meet your parents, the type of people who get Nobel Peace Prizes and who find the cure for Cancer. Most respect them, some disrespect them, but jealousy is the sincerest form of flattery.
O.A.C. Communicators of the week is a prestigious award that is given to two people who display excellence in all aspects of communication. These recipients show verbal communication and non-verbal communication skills both on and off the playing field. They are role models and beautiful creatures people cannot take their eyes off of, the type of people you want to take home to meet your parents, the type of people who get Nobel Peace Prizes and who find the cure for Cancer. Most respect them, some disrespect them, but jealousy is the sincerest form of flattery.
"Hey did you see Mara and Bre?"
"YAA!! THEY GOT THAT O.A.C. COMMUNICATORS OF THE WEEK FOR 669 WEEKS IN A ROW!!"
"Yea I know, isn't that crazy? Alex and Jill don't have anything on them!"
"YAA!! THEY GOT THAT O.A.C. COMMUNICATORS OF THE WEEK FOR 669 WEEKS IN A ROW!!"
"Yea I know, isn't that crazy? Alex and Jill don't have anything on them!"
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