Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)

Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh

by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022

Mr. Weeks

Mr. Weeks! My dude! The main man! Where do I start? This might sound cheesy, but Mr. Weeks is so much more than just a student teacher. He's a friend.He's funny, kind, smart, and easy to listen and talk to.He's someone that I've connected with easily, we vibed straight away. Not to mention an incredible sense of style! :) He radiates good energy and he can make anyone smile within seconds of meeting him. The world brightened when he came into it, and I know his life has such a bright future. The world needs more people like him, and I feel lucky to know someone so incredible.

Did you hear about Mr. Weeks? It's his BIRTHDAY!!

by Kiri♡ November 1, 2021

Beef week

When someone is on their period.

Man, there's an iron smelling musk in the air. It must be beef week.

by Neeneejeejee April 11, 2024

soup of the week

when you are having sex with a girl and you puke inside her mouth, preferably when she isn't expecting it

oh man I gave her the soup of the week last night

by sdwdad December 6, 2024

Perfect Work Week

Have sex with 5 different women in 5 consecutive days, one each day.

Jack is on his way to a perfect work week, 4 down now, all he needs is Friday.

by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018

Ark Week

Een week waarbij Ark Survival Evolved full time gespeeld wordt.

Ik heb echt zin in ark week!

by Mr Ark Week October 1, 2025

One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.

Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!

by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012