Snow on the pumpkin

When you find out that your date's true hair color is gray.

I was rounding third and about to slide face first into home plate when I saw there was snow on the pumpkin.

by Dukati October 31, 2020

Snow Job

A sexual maneuver in which a man covers his penis in snow and proceeds to have intercourse with his partner.

S: So you gave your girl a Snow Job?
L: Yea, I got frostbite on my cock.

by Marky fart ass' August 14, 2019

snow rules

A temporary pseudo-anarchical state in which most official rules and regulations (i.e. laws) can be disregarded/ignored completely, without fear of capture and prosecution. Originated during heavy snowfall in small southern townships that contained an abundance of drunken, overgrown and overzealous youth.

Chip had just smashed a random car with snowballs, and then assaulted the driver immediately afterward. However, he wasn't worried; after all, it was snow rules.

by Mart Pax February 1, 2010

Snow Sniffer

Someone who does crack.

The police found evidence of crack in a hotel.
Luckily they arrested the snow sniffers.

by JJ377 August 9, 2020

summer snow

Something that is not there for long. Snow in the summer comes and goes fast.

Men are like summer snow (Men are not very reliable)

by LittlebrittleG October 25, 2017

snow thot

A female formerly known as a thot and has been verified to be free of any sexually transmitted diseases or infections. Also a thot that is in a snowy place.

John- "bruh, I got a date with Andrea"

Jeremy- "dude she's a thot. You're gonna catch something"
John- "nah dude she a snow thot, she's clean"

by Box of Fun January 16, 2017

fat snow

used for whatever the fuck you want it for bitch

ur a fucking fat snow

by slattshitrick September 30, 2019