Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.
Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring
by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022
Get the periodmug. when u use a space before a period to add character to a message. also applies to question marks and exclamation marks.
space period: what .
space question mark: wdym ?
space exclamation point: that’s certainly an outfit u wore !
space question mark: wdym ?
space exclamation point: that’s certainly an outfit u wore !
by slay inc. October 3, 2022
Get the space periodmug. by rayray on the track November 10, 2021
Get the periodmug. When you are surrounded by a new group of females who you interact with often enough your period becomes contagious in the group of said females. You get your period and it is quickly spread throughout the group, at such a magnitude everyone’s periods begin getting effected-usually appearing sooner than expected.
Period plague in the all girls office-I’m here all of the time, & I’ve had my period for 12 out of the 14 weeks I’ve been here.
by Methodical Muse August 15, 2018
Get the period plaguemug. A cycle that every young woman has to go through every effing month. Period cramps are the worst thing ever, and feel like someone's stabbing you from the inside of your stomach. haha :l . And some dumb men have the AUDACITY to say getting kicked in the balls hurts more.
A cycle that every young woman has to go through every effing month. Period cramps are the worst thing ever, and feel like someone's stabbing you from the inside of your stomach. haha :l . And some dumb men have the AUDACITY to say getting kicked in the balls hurts more.
A cycle that every young woman has to go through every effing month. Period cramps are the worst thing ever, and feel like someone's stabbing you from the inside of your stomach. haha :l . And some dumb men have the AUDACITY to say getting kicked in the balls hurts more.
by Rawr <3 March 1, 2021
Get the periodmug. 
by Man period July 14, 2020
Get the Man periodmug.