by Coolkid7 February 12, 2015
Get the Fast breakmug. An incomplete attempt at a satisfying shit.
A turd that snaps off prematurely, requiring excessive wiping that usually results in a clogged toilet, sloss, a raw sore asshole, a greasy unclean feeling the rest of the day, and ultimately skid marks.
A turd that snaps off prematurely, requiring excessive wiping that usually results in a clogged toilet, sloss, a raw sore asshole, a greasy unclean feeling the rest of the day, and ultimately skid marks.
I was so excited to have a satisfying dump, but sadly it ended in a bad break.
I gotta go and rewipe.. I had a bad break earlier..
Call a plumber, the toilet is filled with sloss.... "Oh sorry about that I had a bad break this morning."
I gotta go and rewipe.. I had a bad break earlier..
Call a plumber, the toilet is filled with sloss.... "Oh sorry about that I had a bad break this morning."
by Jt8d November 3, 2012
Get the Bad Breakmug. by Labortil14 August 7, 2011
Get the breaking bankmug. noun -
1)A connotation used to define a period of time wherein the parties involved are taking a leave of absence from education, society, and more importantly sex/masturbation.
2)A connotation used to define a period of time wherein the parties involved decide that they need to have sex or masturbate.
3)Another way to say/define Spring Break (as denoted by the large number of hook-ups that occur during this period of time off: see definition 4).
Adj. - Sperm Breaker
4)Another word for a condom
1)A connotation used to define a period of time wherein the parties involved are taking a leave of absence from education, society, and more importantly sex/masturbation.
2)A connotation used to define a period of time wherein the parties involved decide that they need to have sex or masturbate.
3)Another way to say/define Spring Break (as denoted by the large number of hook-ups that occur during this period of time off: see definition 4).
Adj. - Sperm Breaker
4)Another word for a condom
1) Man I've had too many hook-ups this semester, I need a sperm break so I can focus on my classes...
2) I'm soo stressed out right now I need a sperm break!
3) Oh man, I can't wait for Sperm Break! It's gonna be soo wild!
4) Do you have a sperm breaker by chance? I really need one bad!
2) I'm soo stressed out right now I need a sperm break!
3) Oh man, I can't wait for Sperm Break! It's gonna be soo wild!
4) Do you have a sperm breaker by chance? I really need one bad!
by ExplicitLyrics April 1, 2009
Get the Sperm Breakmug. by dominika March 21, 2008
Get the break evenmug. by Magical Leoplurodon April 13, 2007
Get the Break Skatemug. by RLMEsq September 2, 2007
Get the break a buckmug.