tom hiddleston

The sweetest human being ever. Also the best hugger.

"hey you know that tom hiddleston guy?"
"you mean the sweetest, hottest, nicest walking human on earth?"

by mrs laufeyson November 22, 2022

Tom Gammon

Tom Gammon is a world wide superstar. Mainly known for his 2 inch chode, bullet nipples, cows lick and BBM hoes. You can find this wild creature lurking around the streets of kingswood. Its mating call is 'Muaaa Muaaa'

Look at that twat over there with his boner chode, Tom gammon

by BillyHaynes1000 June 13, 2013

Tom Classic

"Oh he's pulled a Tom Classic."

A "Tom Classic" is what you say when someone has deserted at the worst possible time. E.g . They have gone AFK during a game or left mid-conversation.

A Tom Classic is essentially what you say when someone has left at the worst possible time.

It originates from Tom always deafening in Discord and going AFK during games at the worst possible times.

"Oh he's left-right as we needed him, he's pulled a Tom Classic."

by Omg_im_aware January 4, 2022

Tom D.

People who have first name and first letter of surname same as other person could be bulied by other person by saying Tom D.

Basicly used by people who wants to confuse one of Toms in class room

Speaker: Hey, how you doing Tom D.
Tom D. : What?
Tom D. : What?

by VOJTA November 30, 2019

t tom

Is a bad rapper who thinks he’s big and can’t rhyme and makes songs about girlfriend he has for a week. He gets more likes than dislikes.

T Tom made a new song again.

by Realcatog August 30, 2020

Tom Hood

A guy with a huge dick and massive testicles. He makes every girl who sees him insanely wet and is so muscly all the local paedophiles run away.

Alice: "Wow Tom Hood makes me excited"
Steffi: "Are you sure you don't love him?"
Alice: "Fuck me"

by alice is a retard April 6, 2021

Tom Spath

A giant bagel

Tom Spath is a giant bagel

by Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley December 12, 2022