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now it's broke

now it's broke.
now it's broke.
by anonymous April 7, 2023
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by TakoTheMemer January 25, 2024
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An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.
"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."
by IHateBims1237 November 23, 2023
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Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom
Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.
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shush right now

shush right now is bad word, dont use
user: helo
other user: :shushing_face: shut shush right now
by gorilafaimoasa February 12, 2021
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in North Korea right now

A phrase added to the end of a jinx to counter the jinx.
-I don't think there will be traffic...
-You jinxed it!
-In North Korea right now.
by Architect of Destruction October 2, 2012
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