organic hippie toenails

illegal substance that can be crushed and smoked/sniffed
vegetarians question whether they can eat it but it is in fact 100% seeds and common grasses
get yo organic hippie toenails at www.organichippiebodyparts.com
valdek approves this substance

organic hippie toenails make you low instead of high, making it safe and healthy for consumption.

by lilpumpkinshrimp May 5, 2020

Hippie heroin

Ketamine - a heavy tranquilizer that leaves users incapacitated at high doses while also having psychedelic effects.

Popular amongst wooks and ravers.

“Is Josh coming to the show tonight?”

“Nah man he’s k-holing on that hippie heroin hasn’t left the house in days.”

“Dumbass wook.”

by Apairadeez February 19, 2025

Hippie haircut

When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.

They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.

by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021

denim hippy

People who don’t wash their jeans for various reasons, especially because their denim is raw

That dirty denim hippy Mazzy really spells bad, they should wash their jeans.

by travision December 17, 2024

Obese Hippy

An unheard of person.

Anyone ever seen an obese hippy at festival?

Nope.

Neither.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 13, 2016

blanket hippie

Typically, someone who seems generally outgoing, and may in fact be, but naps every chance he/she gets. These individuals have locked timed naps to a science.

Man, Stacy was really charismatic at brunch yesterday, but I heard she went straight home to nap before she had to do groceries. She's such a blanket hippie.

by gay_nascar_fan January 20, 2017

Hippie rinse

A really quick rinse of anything using minimal if any soap in order to save time and money.

That dish isn't that dirty, just hippie rinse it and put it in the dish drainer.

Dude you smell, could you please take a real shower next time rather than just a hippie rinse?

by Blaznmonk April 22, 2012