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A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!! 

People who say they are a

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without being epic swan pose!!

other examples are people who take very famous quotes all the time such as.

"maybe if you wasn't bussin' off them yerkies all day you'duh thunk of a better plan, dingo!" - John Marston
“You sir, are a fish” -Arthur Morgan
Jimmy Carper: "Warren J. harding just saidd he was a johnmarstonfanatic20193419283213298598487514781325348312125351327852654877879873218732182318213898718231754876365781532461358271328753826751328567328325115328251386"

kelvin coolidge: "He is such a A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!! Am I right William Raft?"

Fester Arthur: Agreed!

little fat motherfucker 

A person of small stature, but still overweight.

Sawed Off Motherfucker 

I was looking for that sawed off motherfucker in the crowd but couldn't find him

Bitch-ass motherfucker

“I’ve come to make an announcement, Shadow The Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife…

Try the ketchup motherfucker

This is a phrase widespread in the Linkin Park community. The phrase is a misheard lyric from the song “When they come for me” by Linkin Park, Where Mike Shinoda says “Try to catch up motherfucker”. Many people misheard this line as “Try the ketchup motherfucker”. It’s also comical with many people joking that they will try Mike Shinoda’s “ketchup” or Mike Shinoda “poisoned” the ketchup etc. The phrase is used randomly as it is in the song.

Cold ass motherfucker

Someone with ice in their veins, showing no remorse or concern whatsoever.
He didn't give 2 shits about getting caught, he's one cold ass motherfucker.

Grams said take your jacket or you'll be one cold ass motherfucker