Nermal’s Law

Allows you to find the answer to any question by simply dividing the correct answer with your answer. The number received is Nerm’s Inconstant. You then use the Nerm’s Inconstant to multiply your answer to find the correct answer.

“Oh you can’t find the answer? Use Nermal’s Law!”

by Big brain boiiiii November 9, 2020

Tripper's Law

Tripper's Law is applicable in other parallel universes. If parallel universes are made during every action, and movement is an action, there is an alternate universe where, instead of walking, you die

You're lucky you didn't end up in a Tripper's Law

by Sayremonx April 15, 2021

Mikhail's Law

Without personally identifying details or a detectable Russian accent, it is utterly impossible to distinguish a Trump supporter in such a way that someone won't mistake them for a Russian troll or shill.

"Russia is our friend, and Trump is a friend to Russia. Vladimir Putin is a strong, honest leader who should be respected. Putin has done nothing wrong because Putin said so!"

Is this guy a Trump supporter or a Russian shill? I can't tell. I call Mikhail's Law!

by The Wrinkled Newspaper July 21, 2018

Law of Textivity

Rule whereby the time to reply to someone's text must be greater than or equal to the time it took for them to reply to your prior text.

John was doing great with that girl he met Friday night until he showed how eager he was by breaking the Law of Textivity. She took days to reply to his text and he writes back immediately. Amateur move.

by NYobserver November 30, 2011

law of b0bb

if you let someone talk for long enough, eventually they will iterate through all offensive ideas in order to prevent a lull in a conversation.

why did he just say that?
law of b0bb

by scrotalwarts June 9, 2020

The Law of Pho

The blessed event of a girlfriend who acknowledges you are not feeling well and, despite being menstrual as all hell, brings over pho take out anyway. And maybe even sucks your dick with her onion breath- known as "getting extra meat". A swallow is known as "slurping the leftover broth".

I found her man. I found her. It's The Law of Pho for real. Complete with Extra Meat ! And she slurped the leftover broth!

by The Mumbling Manchildren December 1, 2017

law and orderphobia

When you keep watching law and order and never text yo boyfriend

My girlfriend have law and orderphobia

by Kevin shitxa April 25, 2017