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Jessica

Has a cock that's 9 inches long. No balls. Parents called her transgender for only hanging out with boys. Has been called thick by gay short mohawk kid. Likes boys with abs and fluffy hair? Goes on call with "friend" for 5 years. Has a friend named Zoe who she hides from all the thirsty man friends. Dad buys her PS5 and Xbox to watch netflix and has 2 BMW bikes laying around.
"Why is jessica watching netflix with that gay short mohawk kid on her PS5?"
"Idk, ask her dad"
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Jessica

That Jessica was cute smart and extremely not funny could not make anyone laugh
Omg this person is so Jessica
by The big lewis jones September 26, 2025
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Jessicaitis

Medical condition in which one is unable to make eye contact with Jessica when near.
What’s wrong with you?
I have Jessicaitis. Can’t even look her in the eyes when she’s near.
by Hedgehogsloth January 20, 2024
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Jessica

Jessica is a beautiful person on the inside and out. She is super fun and down to earth and loves chillin' in her room. She has lots of close friends and opens up easily, but when she gets really comfy with her friends she starts to do some strange things, like burping and passing gas. But apart from that, she is really great!
A random: Are u friend's with Jessica?
Another person: Yes! Who isn't friends with Jessica!?
by Anne_12 October 27, 2020
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Jessica

The most beautiful yellow haired girl on earth. Even though she toots a lot she is still the best women ever. She’s like a fairy.
Boy 1 - Do you know Jessica?

Boy 2 - Yes! She’s so hot
by Xikenneth July 13, 2023
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Jessica

that one friend you make in high school, but unfortunately the standards are very present . Tends to have a 7/10 really good looking boyfriend and thats what a girl with this name holds. You tend to feel very bad for them . Loving a jessica will require bible studies and a average score in life. And only certain people meet that criteria :)
Jessica is a really great friend to Alyssa. But they still need a friendship car for prayer. They would even start their own business too.
by temple girl April 25, 2025
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Jessica

A JESSICA HAS THE BIGGEST DUMP TRUCK YOU WILL EVER SEE!!!!
by Rxlla August 30, 2022
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