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Jade

Jade is a ugly bitch, she can't get any guys because her pussy smells like fish.
Guy: EW, what's that smell??
Guy 2: It's Jade, she's festy.
by xxstankyfishyxx June 6, 2020
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Jade

Jade is usually a ver crazy girl. She loves to eat ramen noodles and loves creation. She has a beautiful mind of her own and wants to be a singer one day. She has amazing fashion advise and love to live life to the fullest. She can make friends easily but is very picky. If you ever meet a jade, make sure u treat her right because otherwise… she will ruin your life with the dirt she has on you. Jades are very rare.
Jade looks beautiful today!!
Did you here that jade made the billboards last week?
by emmareelsreborn July 25, 2022
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jade puglisi

a anti christ who will bring upon the end of days
by thepotato64 October 17, 2017
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Jade

I LYK THIS DRESS VERI VARy MUCH
Jade.
*Opens shein and goes to reviews*
The Reviews:
According to all known laws of aviation
by wisdumbteller August 27, 2021
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Jade Reyna

This is the name of a girl who is always rejected, and never gets the chance to date someone. The one who always tries her hardest to be in a relationship but their friends always steal their crushes.
Omg jade reyna got recjected again
by jipió March 26, 2022
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Jade Rivera

Jade Rivera is a beautiful girl who thinks shes ugly but really isnt (obviously) and its obvious that she is beautiful but she dosent know it . She has gone through hell and has gotten over it by the help of her special friend. Her friends are lucky to have her and so are her best friends .
Jade Rivera is my best friend and i love her.
by Diane Kruger April 27, 2019
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Jade Tiger

The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017
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