Take Her To Kansas

To Take someone to pound town

“She wanna ride so i take her to kansas”

by yrtnevercared February 26, 2023

Flipped her pad

an unspeakably angry woman. The type of anger that results from putting on a maxi pad "adhesive side" up when you have a hangover and your period at the same time.

"I think she missed the sexual harassment. I cut her off cold turkey and she flipped her pad"

by @ Pope Pesci XVII February 10, 2015

Frosted Her Cookie

When you ejaculate on the outer section of a women's vaginal (the cookie) area so you hopefully won't get her pregnant

Me: Mike, why was Sarah so scared this morning she texted me 12 times asking for you

Mike: I Frosted her cookie last night and now she is worried that she might be pregnant!

by BigChungus0321 January 1, 2020

give her the beans

give her the beans is a phrase similarly used like “petal to the metal” it means to go all out, give it your all

bubba: “you really oughta hear this new engine i just put in”
Cletus: “hell yea brother give her the beans “

by lil puffer fish September 12, 2022

Triple Dip-her

When a Chili's date goes so well, she lets you put it in all three holes.

Man: Did you enjoy your Quesadilla Explosion salad?
Woman: Let's just say that tonight, the back door will be for more than carry out orders.
Man: Aww yes! Triple Dip-her! Chili's is an aphrodisiac.

by MSUTelecasters April 28, 2016

Steal her wallet

To make a girl lose her virginity.

"Did you steal her wallet last night?"
"Heck yeah bro!"

by Bdiddaly sauce April 7, 2010

Part her Whiskers

Preparing to have have sexual intercourse! Or insert a sexual toy perhaps... Aimed at females specifically. They HATE this expression too, which is interesting!

Gonna buy that bint a drink...

"But, will she let me Part her Whiskers?"...

by Bigmark65 November 23, 2011