The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last
name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately
46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a
tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a
tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It
will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you
don’t hocus focus
poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies
Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs
trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures
face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh