Hairy Turban

Shaving your pubic hair and sprinkling it on top of another's head.

He gave susie a hairy turban last night, it took her eight hours in the shower to get it all out.

by Hernando Fernando April 3, 2008

hairy pillow

when you cut your dickhair over someones pillow before they sleep

friend 1: i got a hairy pillow yesterday
friend 2: haha it was me

by mikefromdenmark August 27, 2021

Hairy Hams

Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.

Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams

by Devljm May 11, 2014

Hairy banana

A banana that is growing hair and is going through a time in its life

Oh meh god have you seen that Hairy banana at the super market

by [e-mail] November 24, 2019

Hairy Firecracker

When you place you hairy nut sack on you significant other’s forehead while she pounds your meat stick with her little hands, as she’s stroking you bust your load in her eyes and start snapping in her ears to create the crackle affect.

“Gimme that hairy firecracker you dirty boy” “say no more”

by anonymous July 3, 2025

hairy bummer

Something that turns out to be even worse than expected (the expected bad thing just being a "bummer").

I thought my dole money had just been delayed, but it turns out it's been cut off altogether - what a hairy bummer!

by prairiefire June 12, 2010

Hairy Custard

The act of spunking over your partners hair like a faulty can of silly string

Sorry about that hairy custard last night... was fuuny but

by JOJI$$ August 9, 2021