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Englishing

Fuck, he's having trouble englishing. He can barely talk without a cat getting his tongue.
by Pablo Juan Cena May 9, 2019
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english or spanish

Yo english or Spanish

They say
"English"
or
"Spanish"
Then reply
"Who ever moves first is gay"
by DawnOfEclipse June 9, 2024
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English Braid

The opposite of a french braid, just opposite because it’s from the united states
i love english braid it’s better than foreign braids
by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019
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English teacher

Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.
For example;

Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
by dehydrated water May 10, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>
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English or Spanish

“ “Do you speak English or Spanish?” is a meme referencing prank videos by famous TikToker @alfonsopinpon_ who posed the challenge “whoever moves first is gay.”” When someone says English or Spanish the person they say it to stands still or else they’re gay. This started when @alfonsopinpon_ would go to prank people he would say English or Spanish, because he lived in a bilingual area, and people would automatically freeze and they knew a prank was coming.
Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2:( Freezes)
Man 3: He’s not falling for that, he’s not gay.
by Austyyyyyn June 16, 2024
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English boxwood

The act of a female performing self pleasure with the assistance of a second party physically manipulating the fingers, hand, or forearm of the female.
She was feeling tired last night when it was time for some serious masturbation but I was able to assist with an English boxwood.
by croppppppppppppppp December 9, 2022
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